SILENT AUCTION 

Like all great parties, our summer exhibit "Nicole Richie's 2007 Memorial Day BBQ" is coming to an end. We are holding a silent auction for all of the unsold pieces from this exhibit, as well as a select few original pieces from past exhibits. All money raised will go towards making our Fall exhibit the best one yet! This is your only chance to get an incredible deal on original works of art that will instantly transport you back to the mid-2000's in all of their trashy glory. Shall we start the bidding?

 

Silent Auction Rules

1. By bidding, each bidder agrees to these auction rules.

2. All sales are final and all items are sold 'as is.'  There will be no exchanges or refunds.  

3. Payment for items purchased must be made in full on the night of the auction to the cashier.  If item is shipped, there will be an additional fee based on the size of the item $45-200 for domestic and $100-500 for international.  THNK1994 accepts cash, Venmo, all major credit cards, or PayPal.

4. Following payments, you may pick up your purchases in the checkout area.  If item will be shipped, item will be shipped within 48 hours, and buyer will receive tracking information at that time.

5. THNK1994 reserves the right to add or withdraw items, without notice, to or from the auction.

6. Bidders assume all risks and hazards related to the auction and items obtained at the auction.  

7. Bidding will occur IRL via written bid sheets and online via Instagram DM.  Pieces can be view below, and bids can be placed via Instagram DM  between 5 and 7pm EST on September 10.  All pieces will be on view from 7 to 9pm EST at 1436 Atlantic Ave. Brooklyn, NY.

8. If winning bidder does not fulfill payment by 12am EST September 11, then second highest bidder will receive invoice and so on.

 
 
 
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TRIMSPA BABY by Miriam Carothers
Starting Bid $700

PolyChromos & Rismacolor on museum board,
15.5x15.5 inches, framed

Depicted here is Anna Nicole Smith in all of her mid-2000's glory. Wearing a pink faux fur hat and holding a pet lizard, the illustrated stickers make this a piece that finally answers the question: "What if Anna Nicole Smith had Instagram?"

 

 
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WINONA by Valerie Petrov
Starting Bid $250

Acrylic on canvas, 22x28 inches

Winona Ryder's six-day shoplifting trial created a tabloid frenzy. She is depicted in this piece at the moment she was found guilty on 2 counts of shoplifting. A corner popout depicts the infamous Saks Fifth Avenue security camera footage. Free Winona!

 

 
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COMMUNITY SERVICE
by Derek Covington Smith
Starting Bid $1000 (as a set)

Acrylic on canvas, 
Left: 10x32 inches, Center: 14x32 inches, Right: 10x32 inches

In 2007, Naomi Campbell completed five days of community service. She arrived each day in a full look. This paper doll inspired piece depicts the show stopping Dolce & Gabbana gown she wore on her last day flanked by two other looks from earlier in the week.

 
 

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LINDSAY LOHAN POSING IN A BIKINI by Laura Collins
Starting Bid $1000

Acrylic on panel, 24x36 inches

This piece commemorates Lindsay Lohan and her pioneering efforts to take court-mandated alcohol monitoring ankle bracelets and make them fashion.


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I'M LIKE SID VICIOUS FOR A NEW GENERATION 
by Randy Glance and Sarah Fris
Starting Bid $100

Gesso, archival Ink, gouache, pencil, skateboard,
8x32 inches

This full-size skateboard depicts punk queen Avril Lavigne along with her quote "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation," which time has shown to be one of the truest statements ever made. With this piece in your home theres no end to the Avril Lavigne conspiracy theory converations you can have with your guests.


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PARIS by Mava
Starting Bid $90

Wood, bark, moss, polystyrene plastic, beads, can,
8.5x12x2.5 inches

This piece depicts Paris Hilton picking herself up after a late night tumble. The flattened beer can and tree bark immediately brings you back to where we all were in the mid-2000's: drunk in a bush.


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NICOLE by Mava
Starting Bid $90

Wood, bark, moss, polystyrene plastic, beads, can,
6x12x2.5 inches

This piece depicts Nicole Richie at the beach, with jewelry strewn around a large piece of tree bark. It is essentially religious art.


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LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
by Heather Rohnert
Starting Bid $50

Ink on paper, 12x10 inches, framed and matted

This piece commemorates Chris Crocker's legendary 2007 YouTube video but also serves as a thesis for the mid-2000's. If we learned anything from that crazy time, we hope it's this.


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TATTOO YOU, SILLY BITCH!
by Brittany Boynton
Starting Bid $75

Acrylic and ink on found record, 12x12 inches

This double sided album shows Paris Hilton on one side and Nicole Richie on the other. It is inspired by the legendary Rolling Stones album cover for 'Tattoo You." These Simple Life stars are our rock stars and this piece on a found record finally proves that.


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MEDUSA BARTON by Jen Jackson
Starting Bid $75

Pastel drawing, 18x24 inches

This conceptual piece shows the darkness that lies within Mischa Barton. She is one of the most iconic figures from the mid-2000's and her story is one that will never be forgotten even as it is still being told.


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@PARISHILTON'S AURA READING
by Lindsay Montgomery
Starting Bid $700

Acrylic, glitter, and water color on canvas, 24x24 inches

This abstract representation of Paris Hilton's aura will brighten up any room.


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KNITTED ANKLE MONITORS
by Tiny Stitchers
Starting Bid $30

Yarn

Get ahead of Winter fashion trends with these hand knit alcohol monitoring ankle bracelets.


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JUSTIN BIEBER WALKING ALONG THE BEACH
by Laura Collins
Starting Bid $1000

Acrylic on panel, 24x36 inches

The museum's most patriotic piece shows Justin Bieber wearing oversized glasses and a rolled up tank-top as he walks along the beach and thinks about things. This original by Laura Collins instantly brings the summer into your home no matter what time of year it is.


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A DOLLHOUSE FOR MISCHA
by Lila Freeman
Starting Bid $300

Acrylic on canvas, 30x24 inches

This still life shows BBQ paraphernalia strewn around a NY Times clipping depicting Mischa Barton. It commemorates the iconic BBQ while also showing the glamour of Mischa in the OC era.


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SAMANTHA JONES BIDDING AT CHRISTIE'S
by Laura Collins
Starting Bid $800

Acrylic on panel, 18x16 inches

This piece is very meta in that it is art depicting the art world depicted in Sex and the City: The Movie. It is necessary for any fans of Samantha Jones who are comfortable shouting "50 f*****g thousand," in a crowded room.


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SAMANTHA JONES' AURA 
by Lindsay Montgomery
Starting Bid $40

Glitter on canvas, 14x14 inches

Altogether these glitter paintings represent the aura of Samantha Jones but each tells it's own story. They will instantly brighten up any room while also letting your guests know what the vibe of your home is and that's very important.


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GRACIE LAW by Mike Denison
Starting Bid $40

Apple pencil drawing with gold sharpie and ink splatter,
10x12 inches, framed

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CHLORINE
by Natasha Winter Best
Starting Bid $75

Original digital art piece, 12x18 inches, framed

This signed and framed piece depicts Kim Cattrall, her birthstone, her Golden Globe, and an upright bass. It is a tribute to the icon that is Kim with the added bonus of being the only piece of art in the world to feature Kim Cattrall's Golden Globe!


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GOSPEL KIM by Lila Freeman
Starting Bid $75

China marker on paper, 8.5x11 inches

A 43-second YouTube video of Kim Cattrall performing spoken word poetry has changed countless lives. This series of drawings depicts Kim experiencing different levels of unbridled passion throughout the video. It is a must for any fans of the clip. Yama Kippi Yay Bo!


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JONI KIM by Lila Freeman
Starting Bid $75

China marker and OOPS! Sidewinder correction tape on paper, 8.5x11 inches

A 43-second YouTube video of Kim Cattrall performing spoken word poetry has changed countless lives. This series of drawings depicts Kim experiencing different levels of unbridled passion throughout the video. It is a must for any fans of the clip. Yama Kippi Yay Bo!


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RESIGNED KIM by Lila Freeman
Starting Bid $75

China marker and OOPS! Sidewinder correction tape on paper, 8.5x11 inches
 

A 43-second YouTube video of Kim Cattrall performing spoken word poetry has changed countless lives. This series of drawings depicts Kim experiencing different levels of unbridled passion throughout the video. It is a must for any fans of the clip. Yama Kippi Yay Bo!


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TOLD YOU SO KIM
by Lila Freeman
Starting Bid $75

China marker and OOPS! Sidewinder correction tape on paper, 8.5x11 inches
 

 A 43-second YouTube video of Kim Cattrall performing spoken word poetry has changed countless lives. This series of drawings depicts Kim experiencing different levels of unbridled passion throughout the video. It is a must for any fans of the clip. Yama Kippi Yay Bo!


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KIM SINGING WITH TWO ROWS OF TEETH 
by Lila Freeman
Starting Bid $75

China marker and OOPS! Sidewinder correction tape on paper, 8.5x11 inches
 

A 43-second YouTube video of Kim Cattrall performing spoken word poetry has changed countless lives. This series of drawings depicts Kim experiencing different levels of unbridled passion throughout the video. It is a must for any fans of the clip. Yama Kippi Yay Bo!


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KIM CATTRALL TAROT INSPIRED ORIGINAL WATERCOLORS
by Rosa Escandon
Starting Bid $20 (each)

Watercolor on paper, 5x7 inches

Commemorate Kim Cattrall's long career with these original tarot inspired water color paintings. Each piece depicts one iconic role Kim has inhabited and what their corresponding title in a Major Arcana Tarot deck would be.


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by Natasha Winter-Best
Starting Bid $200

Acrylic on canvas, 30x24 inches

The museum's most controversial piece. Long story short...lawyers were involved.


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ADDERALL GLOW SCULPTURE 
by Miriam Carothers
Starting Bid $300

Christmas Lights and prescription bottles in glass vase

Add some scandal to your holiday season with this string light sculpture that makes a fabulous centerpiece for any dinner party. Bask in those amber tones!

 

 


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TABLOID by Rosa Escandon
Starting Bid $35 (each)

Paper cutouts, 12x12 inches, framed

These pieces commemorate some of the most important moments in music during the mid-2000's. Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears, and Rihanna are shown in their most iconic poses reminding you that music will never be better than it was in 2007.